Right before I moved away from California, I bought a disposable camera and took pictures of the things I do all too often, some of them legal, some of them illegal, some of them legal but frowned upon. I kept these photos tucked away for a little bit (aka I forgot to pick them up from the photo store and my mom had to bring them out when she visited last week), but I thought I would run through some of the things that I can’t live without.
I think it’s ridiculous that women can wear bikinis but men can’t. Sure, it’s socially acceptable for us to show our nipples at the beach and thank you for that, society, but sometimes I don’t like my nipples. What if they don’t feel like being the center of attention? What if they want to hide? Because I’m really in touch with my nipples’ needs, I try to wear a bikini top at least sometimes. Granted, I’m usually in my backyard with my friends, but it’s better than nothing.
Let’s all acknowledge the fact that I’m wearing my middle school graduation sweatshirt in this photo. Then let’s all realize that two seconds after this photo was taken, I wrote the word “cock” on this stop sign. Stop cock. It doesn’t make sense, but it’s my trademark.
I never went to the beach because it’s gross and there are too many people there and the water has sharks in it, but I love looking at it from an air conditioned car or home. Above photo was taken by a friend who I made exit my car to take the photo for me while I sat in my car in a blanket drinking soy sauce.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST….
I thought I would include this photo of my friend Marissa because she’s cute and so are her clothes and she’s probably better than you. Bye.