I don’t normally go to the beach because it’s sandy and all the shirtless people make me feel really uncomfortable and dirty. However, Kim and I went because we feel like we should pay respect every once in a while since we’ve been told that it’s “beautiful” and “gorgeous” and “breathtaking.” Yeah, whatever. It’s just lots of water. To the beach I wore a velvet sweater from American Apparel and put a polo underneath to give it dat clean look. I also wore some of Kim’s arm and finger accoutrements and painted my middle finger green because I think guys should be able to paint their nails, especially the one used to silently tell strangers to go fuck themselves. Sorry, this post has been a little harsh. But then again, I’m always kind of blunt.
photos (and the term “hoe bagel”) by Kim Fuller